The Onion nails it again!

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 04/05/2017 at 17:37 • Filed to: None

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I wonder if Francesca Nunez is on the Gawker staff

EL_ULY > HammerheadFistpunch 04/05/2017 at 17:42

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LOLZ

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch 04/05/2017 at 17:42

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You can’t exactly complain about not finding bagels at 3 AM if you’re in NYC.

benjrblant > HammerheadFistpunch 04/05/2017 at 17:43

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I lived there for three years. I was ready to GTFO after 2 years 11 months.

HammerheadFistpunch > benjrblant 04/05/2017 at 17:44

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jimz > HammerheadFistpunch 04/05/2017 at 18:18

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She’s not a Systems Analyst?

My citroen won't start > HammerheadFistpunch 04/05/2017 at 19:59

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What is so bad about New York? If I ever had to move from Sao Paulo, NYC is one of the only places I’d like to live in.

HammerheadFistpunch > My citroen won't start 04/05/2017 at 20:23

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Nothing’s wrong with nyc, especially if you ask a new York city resident

TheJWT > HammerheadFistpunch 04/05/2017 at 22:18

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As a New York resident,

Everything.

jimz > My citroen won't start 04/06/2017 at 02:29

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It’s a crowded, noisy hellhole filled with rude people.

jimz > For Sweden 04/06/2017 at 02:29

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I can count the number of times I’ve wanted a bagel at 3 AM on exactly zero fingers.

My citroen won't start > jimz 04/06/2017 at 15:56

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But those are good things, noisy and crowded means there’s always stuff to do, Sao Paulo is like that, If I want polish food at 3:35 AM I can probably find it here, or in NYC. Also, I hate people that are overly polite and smiling all the time.

jimz > My citroen won't start 04/06/2017 at 16:07

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But those are good things,

to some people. if it works for you, great! But the I can count how many times I’ve wanted “Polish food at 3:35 a.m.” on zero fingers.

My citroen won't start > jimz 04/06/2017 at 16:09

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I mean, that was a just an example, but I’ve had quality sushi delivered in the middle of the night more times than I can remember.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > HammerheadFistpunch 04/06/2017 at 16:59

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NYC is the world’s most economically important city, but its problems are typical of any dense urban area. Overcrowding and a huge wealth/poverty gap lead to an urban culture that tends to be cold, bitter and even rude at first blush. A small-town person who sees about 15 other people every day is going to be much more chatty and pleasant than one who pushes and shoves through 1,000 people every morning commute. That’s just life in the context of environment.

But the sheer amount of cultural/entertainment/education things going on in the big cities keep people coming in.

Someone who hated living in New York would likely have hated living in any of the world’s major cities.

I prefer to live just outside of a major city. More space with convenient access to the city itself.

jimz > My citroen won't start 04/06/2017 at 22:34

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I don’t know what it is you want out of life, but in the middle of the night I’m usually asleep. I don’t want bagels, or Polish food, or sushi. I’m not going to live in a dense, crowded shithole filled with people and noise and anger and hatred just so I can get ethnic food at a time I’m asleep and don’t feel like eating.

My citroen won't start > jimz 04/06/2017 at 22:35

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I sleep alright, I live just beside a park.